When I called AAA about East TX coverage they laughed at me. "We don't do that around here Ma'm"
I'm not in TX right now, I'm currently on the East Coast... but my car just recently died at a Target. Luckily there was a Cici's pizza next door. I survived the 4 hour wait... with my 3 kids. (and a lot of pizza)
This was laugh out loud hilarious!!! I don't know which is my favorite- that you tried to push-start the car, or that the kid drove off with the keys! I'll be smiling the rest of the day